Newbie installer gags

You mean the sound really DOES NOT travel faster? Faster travelling sound is cool, but I wouldn't want to pay extra for 6-12" of wire just to have 2 voice coils. Humorously, DXAV

I heard of one where the new guys at a machine shop were asked to retrieve some acetone....they were given a styrofoam cup.

The classic in my shop is after installing a cell hands free kit, in the testing process to call the store and ask for the newbie sales person, and tell them things like, I just had my radio installed in my 04 Lexus and there is blood all over the seats, my dash is cracked and my 9mm beretta was moved, so ill be there in 5 min. to have a little chat with you!!!!! Then go up to the sales floor and ask the newbie how there day was going. and play it off from there. That will brighten any installers day.

I used to enjoy sending the nubes to the hardware store for a T R Double E.If it don't fit, Force it.

If it breaks, You needed a new one anyway!