Best Shop Jokes

Another good one was having the snap on guy change the lock on some ones tool box on there day off,

xorcom wrote: Ok, A good one at CC the page on the phone was Ext. 500 (if I remember right) one night while we were closing up page the FNG they have a call on 500. They pick up the phone and dial 500, all you hear through the entire store is ( hello? hello?) LOL the last one I did took them a few min before they hung up. :)

haha I've done that like a tone of times!Tell the Snap-On guy I'm not here!

Guys, I know this post is old, but I have a neww one for you. All you need are some 36" zip ties, and a FNG with a rear wheel drive car.  Attach zip tie to drive shaft, and be sure to be outside when they leave work! Sounds like a machine gun!

Ok, here it is, the work joke of all time. Pop the "M" and "N" keys off of the computer keyboard and reverse them. See how many people figure out that the keys were switched and it was not a computer issue.Top Secret, I can tell you but then my wife will kill me.

just did this the other day. next time you pull in an Acura, pop the hood. "Uh oh, this isn't right. Did yoou know someone put a Honda motor in your Acura?" had the woman going

I used to work for this shop along side this 60y/o Armenian upholstery dude. Being old and stuff he was always angry whenever we had to test out our installs by cranking up the volume untill the windows of the building rattled. Well, in his area he likes it to be totally silent except for his sewing machine. One day another installer goes into his room with a huge 10x10 sheet of MDF and just slams it on his upholstery table. The old guy who wasn't paying attention, screams like Wiley Coyote falling off a cliff. Oh man, that was the last time anyone messed with that old dude. He got so angry we thought he was going to have a heart attack.Tell the Snap-On guy I'm not here!