obscure movie references

How many odd, obscure, or funny movie lines do we all know? I'll start! "I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing--" One of my all time favorite movies... Who knows it? It all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."

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Ding, Ding, Ding... Big Lebowski. I guess I'll have to come up with something a bit MORE obscure. Hey, I just thought about what you said... "especially for the older crowd..." I resembl... I mean resent that remark! LOLIt all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."

OK... Here's a list! Aw, now ain't that a shame? Folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that. Ah, ah... Nobody says the "B" word. Freeze, gopher! Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures! I once caught a fish this big. (Hint: Actor is standing in a large robotic machine, and he uses the machine to indicate how big the fish was.) Wonderful story, Bodie. I noticed you've stopped stuttering. I've been giving myself shock treatments. Up the voltage! Next thing you know they're going to find me, floating at the bottom of the Hudson. Me? Of course! I've been looting and pillaging up and down the coast. I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign? Commander Powell would've named it. But you think... You think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? Apes don't read philosophy. Yes, they do, Otto, they just don't understand it. Well, Pete, I just figured it should the the one with capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, hell, let's put her to a vote! They send you here for life, and that's just what they take from you. Let me tell you something, Shelly. I do what I'm hired to do. I'm...wait a second. I'm hired to watch the leads. I'm given... hold on, I'm given a policy. My job is to do that. What I'm told. That's it. You, wait a second, anybody falls below a certain mark I'm not permitted to give them the premium leads. That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today, I'm gonna read it to you. That's enough for now! Let's see who can keep up with Dave in the "obscure-movie-references-club"!It all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."

haemphyst wrote: I once caught a fish this big. (Hint: Actor is standing in a large robotic machine, and he uses the machine to indicate how big the fish was.)

Dave!  That was a great movie.  Do you like it because it's so easy for you to remember the name?

haemphyst wrote: That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today, I'm gonna read it to you.

Peter Falk in The Princess Bride.  That movie has loads of great obscure quotes.

Ok, here's a couple:

"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."

" (as Stegosaurus) Yes...yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it...this land. (as Allosaur) I think we should call it your grave! (as Stegosaurus) Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! (as Allosaur)Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE!"

" Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late!"

first one is "I married an axe murderer" not sure about the other ones. second one sounds familiar though 89' 240sx

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Yes... So I married an Axe Murderer. Firefly... not a movie, but a TV series. PAINFULLY obscure. Well done! (I have the DVD's!) Oh, God!!! LOL Roxanne, starring Steve Martin. One of his best, AFAIAC. I hope nobody was taking stevdart's suggestion as all those quotes from Scary Movie... 15 lines, 15 movies. Two down...It all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."