I think this picture from mobileinformationlabs.com is telling me what to do, but I'm not sure exactly how to do it.

While the rear door locks are Type B (-), the front doors are 5 wire (rev) at the switch inside the doors. You can not connect the (-) output from the R/S directly to these wies. Here is a link to the 5 Wire (rev) wiring : https://www.the12volt.com/doorlocks/page3.asp#5w This would have to done inside each door. You could use two DEI 451M modules instead of making up your own relays and fuses. Here is a link to the 451M install guide : https://www.the12volt.com/installbay/file.asp?ID=725
Another, easier, way is with the DEI MultiDL module. It does all doors via a connection to an OBD2 diagnostic connector wire. Here is a link to the MultiDL info : https://www.xpresskit.com/product.aspx?productid=188 While it has been discontinued, they are still available at various "online" sites.
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Thank you for your help, but I'm still in the same place.
If possible, lets pretend I'm retarded. (Not a big stretch)
So you're saying the picture I linked has nothing to do with what I'm trying to accomplish? Or it just wont work?
I have a limited amount of electrical experience, but its almost all [connect wire A to Wire B] stuff.
I looked at this before I posted.
Still makes no sense to me. Lots of colors and numbers... oooh, pretty.
Can I get a more idiot-proof explanation? Sorry to be a nuisance, if I'm hopeless just say so.
The linked picture with the diodes would allow the (-) Lock and Unlock outputs from the RS160 to
perform a Lock / Arm and an Unlock / Disarm operation via the RS160's single Lock or Unlock
output, without affecting the vehicles normal circuitry or operation. ( The Lock output is split
via the diodes and then connected to the vehicles individual lock and arm wires, etc.) This would
work on some vehicles, but not yours.
Your truck is a bit of a hybrid. The rear door locks are wired / controlled as Type B (-) signals
from the BCM while the front door locks are the Type C (rev) setup. Why GM designed it that way
is anyone's guess.
The full detailed explanation would be rather involved. It would include blocking diodes,
basic Single Pole Double Throw relay operation, door lock solenoid control / operation, polarity
conversion, remote starter programming / limitations and current handling / fusing requirements
among other items. The Type C (rev) wiring is necessary because you are controlling the lock
and unlock functions of the each doors' lock solenoid directly.
Here is a link to DEI Tech Tip 1601 : https://www.the12volt.com/installbay/file.asp?ID=828
It has a short explanation of the trucks lock circuits and shows the relays, diodes and wiring
necessary using (+) Lock / Unlock outputs from the after-market brain. As mentioned before, the
DEI 451M module can replace some of the relays. Rather than use 6 relays, 4 fuses, 8 diodes and
open up the front doors, IMHO, the MultiDL module will save time and provide better reliability.
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Ok. so you're saying I should buy the MultiDM, but I'm having no luck finding it online.
I can get the DEI 451M, and it probably sounds like a good idea since making my own relays is unlikely. I need two DEI 451Ms right? One each for the driver and passenger doors?
Then the colors/numbers should line up with the 5wire diagram posted above if I understand correctly?
I really appreciate the help kreg. You are making my wife a happy woman. I might owe you a beer.