the corrupt a wish foundation

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Topic: the corrupt a wish foundation

Posted By: haemphyst
Subject: the corrupt a wish foundation
Date Posted: March 03, 2010 at 1:20 PM

A simple little forum game. One poster makes a wish, and the next poster grants it...after tweaking it some. Keep it clean, please, and remember it's all in good fun!

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I was Elvis.
Poster 2: Your wish is granted, but you're now dead from an overdose.
I wish I could fly.

...and so on... posted_image

Haemphyst's wish:

I wish I had a money tree.

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It all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."

Replies:

Posted By: KPierson
Date Posted: March 03, 2010 at 2:42 PM

Your wish is granted, but since money now grows on trees the new currency is moon rock.

I wish my wife would have dinner on the table waiting for me each night when I got home from work.

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Kevin Pierson

Posted By: haemphyst
Date Posted: March 03, 2010 at 10:45 PM

YOUR wish is granted, but now she will be allowed to say "no" whenever she wants.

I wish I were three of me, sometimes.

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It all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."

Posted By: Steven Kephart
Date Posted: March 04, 2010 at 1:37 AM

Your wish is granted, but it's only 3 hours a week and the rest of the time there isn't any of you.

I wish junk food was the healthy food to eat.

Posted By: 97gss
Date Posted: March 04, 2010 at 11:26 AM

Your wish is granted, but now the world's economy collapses due to farmers not having a use for their crops. (I know, not the greatest, but I tried. :-) )

I wish I could fully understand what a woman thinks( my wife in particular)..... WITHOUT being one! :-)

Posted By: KPierson
Date Posted: March 04, 2010 at 11:33 AM

Your wish is granted, but now you know so much about women you've realized you could never be with one again. Ever.

I wish I knew why some Toyota cars have unplanned rapid acceration issues!

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Kevin Pierson

Posted By: 97gss
Date Posted: March 04, 2010 at 2:04 PM

KPierson wrote:

Your wish is granted, but now you know so much about women you've realized you could never be with one again. Ever.
I wish I knew why some Toyota cars have unplanned rapid acceration issues!

LOL!!!!!

Posted By: t&t tech
Date Posted: March 04, 2010 at 3:21 PM

Kevin your wish is granted! But now you're thinking, that chinese guy was out of his mind!

(not very nice, but it's all i could think of! )

I wish i could gain some weight! Seriously! LOL!

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Posted By: howie ll
Date Posted: March 05, 2010 at 4:59 PM

Yes you skinny bugger you passed the weight on to me.
I wish I had Captain Idiot's sense of humour.

Posted By: KPierson
Date Posted: March 05, 2010 at 7:35 PM

Your wish is granted, but now since you have I am an idiots sense of humor he no longer posts on any internet forum or responds to your Emails.

I wish for world peace.

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Kevin Pierson

Posted By: Steven Kephart
Date Posted: March 06, 2010 at 12:44 AM

Your wish is granted......... in the year 3250.

I wish America could have a good President for a change.

Posted By: haemphyst
Date Posted: March 07, 2010 at 8:28 PM

Your wish is granted, but it won't happen until there is a bloody uprising of the populace.

I wish God truly WOULD bless America.

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It all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."

Posted By: lspker
Date Posted: March 08, 2010 at 9:09 PM

Your wish is granted, God blessed South America with some wild women.

I wish car audio would start to grow again.