Commonly heard phrases in the install bay
Printed From: the12volt.com
Forum Name: Miscellaneous - Off Topic
Forum Discription: Topics that just don't fit anywhere else.
URL: https://www.the12volt.com/installbay/forum_posts.asp?tid=68953
Printed Date: April 28, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Topic: Commonly heard phrases in the install bay
Posted By: isus
Subject: Commonly heard phrases in the install bay
Date Posted: December 22, 2005 at 12:43 PM
Wheres the glue gun? Wheres the super glue? How do you fix cracks in plastic? Ooooops... ...that's what beutle is for! ..any others please add...
Replies:
Posted By: gus1
Date Posted: December 22, 2005 at 7:12 PM
Most of them around here involve a lot of screaming and profanity.... most of which are prolly gonna get killed off by the metafilter on this board.....
Gus
-------------
Wherever I go, that is where I end up......
Posted By: Ravendarat
Date Posted: December 22, 2005 at 9:52 PM
Hmmmm Ok, here we go Oh shhh Whats the number for snap on Where does this screw and or bolt go This car sucks I hate that phone For the New Guys "How do you make the check engine light go off" Where is my "insert name of tool here" This wont program How do you set the clock This doesnt look right And the one that I hear the Most................... "Barry can you come here, this wont work". ps. for anyone who doesnt know I am Barry ------------- double-secret reverse-osmosis speaker-cone-induced high-level interference distortion, Its a killer
Posted By: speedwayaudio1
Date Posted: December 24, 2005 at 11:30 PM
what time is it
-------------
Big Dave
Posted By: soundzplus
Date Posted: December 25, 2005 at 9:06 AM
lol ------------- Soundz Plus, Inc
Complete Custom Car Audio
Warrenville, IL
Posted By: auex
Date Posted: December 26, 2005 at 10:43 AM
How about the person always borrowing and loosing your tools, "Quit pawning my tools!!!".
Or when someone is have trouble making something fit, "Foot action". There used to be a guy I worked with who would use his feet to push boxes into the trunk and radios into their can's.
The job ain't done right if you don't have spare parts.
And of course if the car is getting the best of you, cursing of all sorts.
-------------
Certified Security Specialist
Always check info with a digital multimeter.
I promise to be good.
Tell Darwin I sent you.
I've been sick lately, sorry I won't be on much.
Posted By: forbidden
Date Posted: December 26, 2005 at 11:41 AM
(1) Aren't you done yet? (2) Nice one Frodo (3) Get off of the phone (4) Less talk, more work (5) Ranch or ringringringringringring bananaphone (ha - I had no idea it was that annoying) (6) Your next job is here and waiting (7) Go away (8) I'm talking, your listening (9) No, you will do it my way (10) That's 100 for Rob and 0 for Windmill Windmill is my hoodpin, tach + main install beyatch. ------------- Top Secret, I can tell you but then my wife will kill me.
Posted By: foreverindebt
Date Posted: January 08, 2006 at 12:04 PM
I cut it twice and it's still too short! Who took my wire stretchers?
Posted By: chriswallace187
Date Posted: January 08, 2006 at 10:06 PM
Git-r-done!
Chris, why do you have to run a tach wire on every car?
The customer needs a spare key to go in the box for passlock, right?
Rectum, dang near killed him!
No one's going to miss it if we blow up that open box woofer.
-------------
C Renner's Auto Electronix
My service is cheap, quick, and good - pick any two
Posted By: pss5075104
Date Posted: January 08, 2006 at 10:20 PM
r u done making love to that car yet???
-------------
D
MECP First Class Certified Installer.
Nothing is impossable, it's just more expensive.
Posted By: KPierson
Date Posted: January 09, 2006 at 12:34 AM
Oh, thats gonna bleed.... ------------- Kevin Pierson
Posted By: gus1
Date Posted: January 10, 2006 at 8:37 PM
They make new ones every day....
Where's the Krazy Glue.....
I just put that there a minute ago....
Where are the keys to this car?.....
What did I do with the other remote? (Especially good when 20 min after looking for it, you remember the unit only came with one)
That'll buff right out....
What was your mechanic's phone number? He can figure this out, right?
and last but not least....
Bob Saget!
Gus
PS: the last one cortesy of the tourrettes guy website.... tourrettesguy.com
-------------
Wherever I go, that is where I end up......
Posted By: speedwayaudio1
Date Posted: January 10, 2006 at 11:58 PM
" Hey, are you gonna pass that?"
-------------
Big Dave
Posted By: 83malibuRida
Date Posted: January 13, 2006 at 11:03 AM
where are the damn euro keys!!
-------------
Nick Scott
|