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Topic: no idea of the source

Posted By: haemphyst
Subject: no idea of the source
Date Posted: October 26, 2007 at 3:36 PM

But I was QUITE amused... See if YOU can catch all the errors!

I have a spelling checker, it came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it, your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh, my checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing, it freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed, and aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word to cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps, we wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite, of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me, it does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den with wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can, sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse buy righting want too pleas.

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It all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."



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Posted By: the12volt
Date Posted: October 26, 2007 at 3:48 PM

Try this one I received in an email...

You can read this-trust me!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!



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Posted By: haemphyst
Date Posted: October 26, 2007 at 4:22 PM
THAT one is crazy... I got it recently too, and I was blown away...

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It all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."




Posted By: techman93
Date Posted: October 26, 2007 at 10:52 PM
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Posted By: stevdart
Date Posted: November 24, 2007 at 11:40 AM
There are some forum posts, from time to time, that remind me of my old favorite Middle English literature The Canterbury Tales.   Ahh, the challenge of the translation!

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Build the box so that it performs well in the worst case scenario and, in return, it will reward you at all times.





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