Here is one I heard today.

Once apon a time their was this Fly. He was real hungry. He flew into this barn were he landed on a steaming pile off you know what. He started eating, and eating until he was too full to fly. He then saw a pitch fork and thought " If I crawl up to the top and then I can fly off". So he crawled up the forks, then onto the wood handle all the way up to the top. He jumped, and fell to his death. The morale of the story? Don't fly off the handle if your full of it.  Big Dave

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After services one Sunday, Mother Superior had a meeting with all of the nuns. She said "I have found out that we have a case of syphillis in the convent." One of the oldest nuns piped up from the back and said "Thank God - I was getting sick of Chardonnay!" ...why sex education SHOULD be taught in Catholic school.It all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."