obscure movie references

Not too shabby man, I'll have to dig deep next round....

1) Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it.

Knocked Up

2) Get your cousin outta that clown costume! Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks...

Transformers

3) Don't clutter up a clever scheme with morality

Dragon Heart

4) After Shiloh, the South never smiled.

How The West Was Won

5) You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

6) What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon? Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie?

Major Payne

7) Oh come alive, Rachel. Please come alive! Don't be dead. You can't be dead. Come alive, Rachel!

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

8) If that machine can do what you say it can do, destroy it, George! Destroy it before it destroys you!

The Time Machine (1962 version, not that crap that came out 2005)

9) Ask any dope rat where their junk sprang and they'll say they scraped it from that who scored it from this who bought it off so and after four or five connections the list always ends with the Pin. But I bet you got every rat in town together and said 'show your hands' if any of them've actually seen the Pin, you'd get a crowd of full pockets.

Brick

10) First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.

I am completely stumped on the first one, I mean it doesn't even sound remotely familiar..

2) The Bucket List, that movie was good for 2 laughs, nothing more, nothing less.

I can't think of the name of the movie but Steve Martin played some Jerk named Navin Johnson.  He was born a poor black child.

Probably the best thing thats come from Ringo Starr in the last 30 years. And yes, that is saying something. What an awful movie, I'm speaking of course of Cavemen, or was it Caveman? Regaurdless, awful.

P.S. I hate Ringo Starr

Alright Haem, I dug deep when I got off work last night, had to bust out my VHS....

1) Look, we'll coax him to the deep end of the pond. He can't swim with those scrawny arms. Me and Spike will go up and push that big rock on top of his head, and then he'll fall off into the water.

2)  I got a full-on robot chubby.

3) How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother Saul's a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too.

Have at it....