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haemphyst 
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Posted: March 03, 2010 at 1:20 PM / IP Logged  
A simple little forum game. One poster makes a wish, and the next poster grants it...after tweaking it some. Keep it clean, please, and remember it's all in good fun!
Example:
Poster 1: I wish I was Elvis.
Poster 2: Your wish is granted, but you're now dead from an overdose.
I wish I could fly.
...and so on... the corrupt a wish foundation -- posted image.
Haemphyst's wish:
I wish I had a money tree.
It all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."
KPierson 
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Posted: March 03, 2010 at 2:42 PM / IP Logged  

Your wish is granted, but since money now grows on trees the new currency is moon rock.

I wish my wife would have dinner on the table waiting for me each night when I got home from work.

Kevin Pierson
haemphyst 
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Posted: March 03, 2010 at 10:45 PM / IP Logged  
YOUR wish is granted, but now she will be allowed to say "no" whenever she wants.
I wish I were three of me, sometimes.
It all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."
Steven Kephart 
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Posted: March 04, 2010 at 1:37 AM / IP Logged  
Your wish is granted, but it's only 3 hours a week and the rest of the time there isn't any of you.
I wish junk food was the healthy food to eat.
97gss 
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Posted: March 04, 2010 at 11:26 AM / IP Logged  

Your wish is granted, but now the world's economy collapses due to farmers not having a use for their crops. (I know, not the greatest, but I tried.  :-)    )

I wish I could fully understand what a woman thinks( my wife in particular)..... WITHOUT being one!  :-)

KPierson 
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Posted: March 04, 2010 at 11:33 AM / IP Logged  

Your wish is granted, but now you know so much about women you've realized you could never be with one again.  Ever.

I wish I knew why some Toyota cars have unplanned rapid acceration issues!

Kevin Pierson
97gss 
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Posted: March 04, 2010 at 2:04 PM / IP Logged  
KPierson wrote:

Your wish is granted, but now you know so much about women you've realized you could never be with one again.  Ever.

I wish I knew why some Toyota cars have unplanned rapid acceration issues!

LOL!!!!!

t&t tech 
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Location: Trinidad and Tobago
Posted: March 04, 2010 at 3:21 PM / IP Logged  

Kevin your wish is granted! But now you're thinking,  that chinese guy was out of his mind!

(not very nice, but it's all i could think of! )

 I wish i could gain some weight! Seriously! LOL!

howie ll 
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Posted: March 05, 2010 at 4:59 PM / IP Logged  
Yes you skinny bugger you passed the weight on to me.
I wish I had Captain Idiot's sense of humour.
KPierson 
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Posted: March 05, 2010 at 7:35 PM / IP Logged  

Your wish is granted, but now since you have I am an idiots sense of humor he no longer posts on any internet forum or responds to your Emails.

I wish for world peace.

Kevin Pierson
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