Crazy Requests

I think that guy came and saw me after wards looking for a cd player. I had a guy in who wanted a changer that would play his burnt discs because he didnt want to change out his factory deck because he had just bought a new one. He told me he only bought a new one because the "explotive deleted" guy at classic told me I needed one. I cant remember for the life of me what he drove but he spent like 3 or 4 minutes explaining to me what he thought of you. The whole time I was just thinking to myself " ya right I bet thats exactly what happened". Some people are just not worth dealing withdouble-secret reverse-osmosis speaker-cone-induced high-level interference distortion, Its a killer

I was asked to R/R an amplifier - a Linear Power 5002 - I know, I'm dating myself. It was a Do-It-Yourselfer install, and probably shouldn't have been. 79 full size chevy van, customer dropped it off, and left. Spent about 20 minutes hunting this amp down, and when I finally removed the engine cover (the last place to look in the whole van) the amp almost fell to the ground... luckily, the #10 power wire wrapped around the carburetor broke the fall! No joke. The ground cable was under one of the transmission to engine bolts, but at least it was less than 18 inches long! BWAHAHAHAHAIt all reminds me of something that Molière once said to Guy de Maupassant at a café in Vienna: "That's nice. You should write it down."