2002 Ford Windstar, Door Trigger

 R.E.M. (Rear Electronic Module) Is Located Behind Passenger's Side Rear Quarter Panel

F.E.M. (Front Electronic Module)Is Behind Driver's Dash Panel

I pulled that whole piece off and didn't see any modules.  I only saw wiring harnesses (which none of them had the recommended BROWN / Pink wire).  The only thing close was behind the driver's side rear quarter panel where the rear AC blower is.  There were some modules there, but none said REM and again I didn't find the BROWN / Pink wire.

The courtesy lamp obviously isn't going to work because I have tried your suggestion with the 10k resistor and it is still falsing.  I need to find this BROWN / Pink wire that is recommended.

Fun isn't it...............

This is for the BROWN / Pink wire, but I don't think you will solve the problem:

http://64.85.6.129/extrainfo/diagrams/17044_WINDSTAR_WINDSTAR%20DOOR%20PIN%20ISOLATION%20CIRCUIT.pdf

Thanks Mo.  I found the infamous BROWN / Pink wire.  I'm an idiot...I didn't realize that the REM was behind the jack (DUH!).  Anyway...you are right.  It is still falsing.  I have it wired exactly as shown in that diagram, but still the same.  Should I try the resistor on that wire instead?  What about a relay?

Also, what the hell is the purpose of this stupid pulse being sent across these wires which is causing the false alarm?

Yes ....put resistor on ..........Also try turning OFF Current Sensing on Alarm if U have it

Okay.  It looks like I got it to work.  I had to use a relay.  Here is the fix I used. http://www.bulldogsecurity.com/New%20Wires/New%20Wires/Wires/images/windstardp.htm

I hope this helps someone else from going through the hell I have been through.  Thank you to everyone who tried helping me.