Dirtiest Car You Ever Worked On Continued

This topic has already been discussed but just felt like continueing it.

My car was and earl to mid 90's Mercury mini van. Came in about a half hour from closing and wanted rear speakers so i took it in. It was dark out so when i went outside to pull it in i didn't notice the flea market in the back. I mean, no back seats but instead replaced with junk filled to the back and pilled halfway up. I told him he would have to come back with it empty and he said what if he moved it to the side so I could do one side at  a time. I decided to take it on. It was a pretty basic install but there was one thing i will never forget. As he was moving stuff he asked me if it was alright. I said so long as there is nothing sharp in there. He replied no as he was holding a 3 foot long sword.

Lets hear all your stories now

96 dodge caravan pulled it in for amp and sub owner wanted mounted under seat I said no big deal went to mount amp under seat guess what I found 4 dirty diapers.

dirtiest car that shouldn't have been guy says hes got a viper he pulls it around I go in to pull it in I swear it had at least 3 weeks of mcdonalds wrappers and fries on the ground  and on the seat and the guy has the never to say to me be sure to wipe your feet off before you get in it

Ive worked on alot of cars over the years that were just horrible condition. 1 I had seen where a kid had shoved a peanut butter&jelly sandwich between the seats, it was unavoidable.

And then I think everyone has seen the typical joint thrown under the drivers seat