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A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap in the woods. The rabbit looks at the bear and asks "Do you ever have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?" The bear answers, "No, I usually find a rabbit to wipe my but with!"  '85 Toy

 Yo momma so poor I saw her walking down the street kickin a can. I asked what she was doing. She said" I'm moving".Big Dave

Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck." So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe." So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see." So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"Want to know some good equipment- JL,Adire Audio,Mcintosh,Brax,Helix,Eclipse,JBL,RE,Dimoand Audio,Zapco, pritty much anything DYhon,Forbidden recommend

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3 racehorses are discussing their careers. One brags that he won 15 races without a loss. The second claims that he won 30 races without a loss. The third one boasts that he won 50 races without a loss. A greyhound who was eavesdropping interrupted and proclaimed, "That's nothing. I won 125 races without a loss." The three horses just stood and stared in desbelief, then the first one said, "That's incredible! A talking dog."EK Civic

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