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isus 
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Wheres the glue gun?

Wheres the super glue?

How do you fix cracks in plastic?

Ooooops...

...that's what beutle is for!

..any others please add...

gus1 
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Most of them around here involve a lot of screaming and profanity.... most of which are prolly gonna get killed off by the metafilter on this board.....
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Hmmmm Ok, here we go

Oh shhh

Whats the number for snap on

Where does this screw and or bolt go

This car sucks

I hate that phone

For the New Guys "How do you make the check engine light go off"

Where is my "insert name of tool here"

This wont program

How do you set the clock

This doesnt look right

And the one that I hear the Most................... "Barry can you come here, this wont work".

ps. for anyone who doesnt know I am Barry

double-secret reverse-osmosis speaker-cone-induced high-level interference distortion, Its a killer
speedwayaudio1 
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what time is it
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lol

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Posted: December 26, 2005 at 10:43 AM / IP Logged  
How about the person always borrowing and loosing your tools, "Quit pawning my tools!!!".
Or when someone is have trouble making something fit, "Foot action". There used to be a guy I worked with who would use his feet to push boxes into the trunk and radios into their can's.
The job ain't done right if you don't have spare parts.
And of course if the car is getting the best of you, cursing of all sorts.
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Posted: December 26, 2005 at 11:41 AM / IP Logged  

(1) Aren't you done yet?

(2) Nice one Frodo

(3) Get off of the phone

(4) Less talk, more work

(5) Ranch or ringringringringringring bananaphone (ha - I had no idea it was that annoying)

(6) Your next job is here and waiting

(7) Go away

(8) I'm talking, your listening

(9) No, you will do it my way

(10) That's 100 for Rob and 0 for Windmill

Windmill is my hoodpin, tach + main install beyatch.

Top Secret, I can tell you but then my wife will kill me.
foreverindebt 
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I cut it twice and it's still too short!

Who took my wire stretchers?

chriswallace187 
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Git-r-done!
Chris, why do you have to run a tach wire on every car?
The customer needs a spare key to go in the box for passlock, right?
Rectum, dang near killed him!
No one's going to miss it if we blow up that open box woofer.
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pss5075104 
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Posted: January 08, 2006 at 10:20 PM / IP Logged  
r u done making love to that car yet???
D
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