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gus1 
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Posted: December 23, 2005 at 4:51 PM / IP Logged  
It is truly the gift that keeps on giving.... much like the mother in law's fruitcake. You only need to play it once.... and, like you just did... sing, whistle, or hum any part of it for the next couple weeks....
Then, in a month or so, play it again.
Merry Christmas Rob, Merry Christmas.
Gus
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auex 
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Posted: December 23, 2005 at 7:00 PM / IP Logged  
You guys are just wrong on so many levels with that one.
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Tell Darwin I sent you.
I've been sick lately, sorry I won't be on much.
gus1 
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Posted: December 24, 2005 at 12:29 PM / IP Logged  
Spend a day in my head..... I'll show you wrong......
I've been piping Kevin "bloody" Wilson's Christmas album through the the shop for a couple of days just to get me in the spirit. Now, I must go pour a drink and finish this VW to really get myself in the spirit....
Gus
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Posted: December 24, 2005 at 1:19 PM / IP Logged  
Well if you really want to drive your installers insane then open this link on a computer a couple times and play it over the intercom.
Insanity test
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gus1 
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Posted: December 24, 2005 at 2:00 PM / IP Logged  
Ahhh yes.... saw that on a VW forum a while ago. I believe it was some riced up Nissan something or other they attatched the .wav file to though. Very nicely done.
Gus
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joek 
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Posted: December 30, 2005 at 8:35 PM / IP Logged  
i have got one, have a friend come in a say he needs a box installed in his car get a old piece of carpet and stain it with red paint or ketchup roll it up fill it with a couple of bags of patatoes tie it up good with duct tape and the take some kids toys and fake bloody them up too, dont forget to throw in a pair of handkuffs. now give the car to one of your installers and tell him to install the box. when he opens the trunk watch him look confused for a moment and then pass out
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Posted: January 02, 2006 at 7:36 PM / IP Logged  
Another very annoying song is Peanut Butter Jelly (I think it's the name).  I'll try to find a link to it.
That's my opinion. Take it, leave it, or correct me.
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Posted: January 02, 2006 at 7:39 PM / IP Logged  
Sorry for the double post, but I found the link.  HERE IT IS.
That's my opinion. Take it, leave it, or correct me.
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Posted: January 04, 2006 at 11:31 PM / IP Logged  
I know exactly what thats from its a DJ's kid he remixed beaverly hills cop theme and put that in there(well part of it). Went o n sirius and explained it one day. I hate the bastard for ruining that song though.
gus1 
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Posted: January 05, 2006 at 12:53 AM / IP Logged  
Just doesen't make my employee want to smash his nuts with a hammer as much as bannannaphone...... tried, just got a "what the hell is this stupid song" look out of him.
I still have an idea that involves the air compressor, a latching relay, a magnetic switch, a solenoid, and some train parts.......
I AM evil.....
Gus
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