Best Shop Jokes

It is truly the gift that keeps on giving.... much like the mother in law's fruitcake. You only need to play it once.... and, like you just did... sing, whistle, or hum any part of it for the next couple weeks.... Then, in a month or so, play it again. Merry Christmas Rob, Merry Christmas. Gus Wherever I go, that is where I end up......

You guys are just wrong on so many levels with that one.Certified Security Specialist

Always check info with a digital multimeter.

I promise to be good.

Tell Darwin I sent you.

I've been sick lately, sorry I won't be on much.

Spend a day in my head..... I'll show you wrong...... I've been piping Kevin "bloody" Wilson's Christmas album through the the shop for a couple of days just to get me in the spirit. Now, I must go pour a drink and finish this VW to really get myself in the spirit.... Gus Wherever I go, that is where I end up......

Well if you really want to drive your installers insane then open this link on a computer a couple times and play it over the intercom. Insanity testCertified Security Specialist

Always check info with a digital multimeter.

I promise to be good.

Tell Darwin I sent you.

I've been sick lately, sorry I won't be on much.

Ahhh yes.... saw that on a VW forum a while ago. I believe it was some riced up Nissan something or other they attatched the .wav file to though. Very nicely done. Gus Wherever I go, that is where I end up......

i have got one, have a friend come in a say he needs a box installed in his car get a old piece of carpet and stain it with red paint or ketchup roll it up fill it with a couple of bags of patatoes tie it up good with duct tape and the take some kids toys and fake bloody them up too, dont forget to throw in a pair of handkuffs. now give the car to one of your installers and tell him to install the box. when he opens the trunk watch him look confused for a moment and then pass out

Another very annoying song is Peanut Butter Jelly (I think it's the name).  I'll try to find a link to it.That's my opinion. Take it, leave it, or correct me.

Sorry for the double post, but I found the link.  HERE IT IS.That's my opinion. Take it, leave it, or correct me.

I know exactly what thats from its a DJ's kid he remixed beaverly hills cop theme and put that in there(well part of it). Went o n sirius and explained it one day. I hate the bastard for ruining that song though.

Just doesen't make my employee want to smash his nuts with a hammer as much as bannannaphone...... tried, just got a "what the hell is this stupid song" look out of him. I still have an idea that involves the air compressor, a latching relay, a magnetic switch, a solenoid, and some train parts....... I AM evil..... Gus Wherever I go, that is where I end up......