Best Shop Jokes

Windshield Urathane is good for gluing things to walls or celings or floors.... be it a cordless drill, a cellphone, coffee cup/mug, etc.   Takes 8hrs or so to fully cure, but is hillarious. The wait is well worth it. Gus PS: I used to work in a frozen storage facility.... like -35C frozen storage. Used to be good for all sorts of fun. Get someones street clothes out of their locker... put them on a hangar like they are being worn (gotta be crafty), get them wet.... put them up in front of a fan.... in 15min, you have a perfect cardboard like outfit! Sneak it back into the changeroom a min. or so before end of shift, and listen for the cursing.... Or.... shoes, a 5 gallon pail, and water.... you do the mathWherever I go, that is where I end up......

Go find the song "Banannaphone"..... pipe it into the bay. It only takes about 3min for it to stick in your head. Once the yelling starts, shut it off. Give it a couple hours to almost get out of their heads.... then fire it up again...... This is one of the most honest to God annoying songs I have heard in a long long time..... Gus edit: forgot the link! ringringringringringWherever I go, that is where I end up......

I could find a million ways to disable the intercom or reverse it. Move the speaker directly above the register or somewhere else unsuspecting and do the same.Certified Security Specialist

Always check info with a digital multimeter.

I promise to be good.

Tell Darwin I sent you.

I've been sick lately, sorry I won't be on much.

This one was an instant classic back at *shudder* pepboys. Our 12 volt tech was installing a remote start in the service managers Pontiac Transport. During which he decided to get cute and wire the interior door chime to the brake switch. When the manager would hit the brakes, all the speakers would *DING* only once. Took about three days for insanity to take full grasp.

"Here's one for ya. About a year ago a friend of mine totaled his car airbags went off and everything. Well the car was just sitting in his driveway and myself and a coworker ,Eric, stopped by to help him move some stuff. Eric sees the car and his eyes light up. We cut the airbags out of the car took them to work and waited. April 2 we had our chance, a 2002 Mercedes for a flip out came in. We told the customer what we wanted to do. He was cool with it. So we tied the airbags in place in the car. We paged the general manager to the bay and we all took our positions. She comes in, sees the mercedes and me by the sink. The customer is flipping out about us setting off his airbags. She starts flipping out goes to call 911 and we all just busted out laughing. Mind you no one was able to april fools her the day before." Can't get any better than having a customer that's willing to be in on it.

The inventor of the bannannannnana phone should be killed a slow painful death

See what I mean? Possibly the MOST annoying, never ending song that I know of (well, there are a couple.... I SHOULD download the entire William Shatner discograpy to listen to at work one of these days...... Or perhaps Leonard Nimoy's album of sing along classics.....) Mwaaaahhhhaaaaaa........ Gus Wherever I go, that is where I end up......

Bananaphone just had my installer lose it, hahahaha, first thing in the morning, now I can poke my head back there and go ringringringring....Top Secret, I can tell you but then my wife will kill me.