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Ahhhh.... just gave one of the salesmen a nice gift.... next time he uses the wash function of his wipers, off goes the horn.....
This should be good. He JUST bough this car yesterday. It's used. He's paranoid. The dealership has a good sense of humor.... can't wait to get the phone call......
Gus
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Posted: April 19, 2006 at 3:03 PM / IP Logged  

Hahaha Best Shop Jokes - Page 7 -- posted image.

Top Secret, I can tell you but then my wife will kill me.
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Hehehe...  That'll be an entertaining phone call Best Shop Jokes - Page 7 -- posted image..
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It's been an unspoken law for me and my friends not to touch eachother's cars. Violating that would mean someone would be going to jail for murder.
But this isn't really a shop joke but still kinda funny...
Me and the crew were pulling a late late nighter at the shop one night(2am). And the 4 cops stopped by with guns drawn thinking that we were robbing the place. I was explaining to one of the cops that we were working late to meet a deadline. Everything was cool until one of the guys decides to remote start his car which was out in the parking lot. All 4 cops sprint over to the car thinking that someone was trying to get away. Damn near shot the windows out too lol
Tell the Snap-On guy I'm not here!
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If you have soap boxes on the wall in the restroom(Cherry Bomb, Orange Gojo) empty out and fill with that color enamel paint.
Watch out for the "new" bananna in the tailpipe= canned expanding foam.
If your floors need to be cleaned send the noob off looking for a bucket of steam.   
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5150azn 
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Did the frozen shaving cream in the toolbox bit last week lol
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Posted: April 26, 2006 at 11:22 AM / IP Logged  
Refill your bottle of fast orange hand cleaner in the bathroom with yellow carpenter's glue.........
Gus
PS: Kid still hasn't obviously used the wash function of his wipers....... mwaaaahhaaaaaaaa........
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Kid asked me the other day what would be wrong when he pulls the wash function, and the horn goes off..... man, it was hard to keep a straight face. Then, the service writer of the VW dealer pops in to get a deck, and the kid asks him..... service writer just goes "must be something in the column..... bring it down one of these days....."
Mwaaahhhaaaa...... stay tuned for part 2......
Gus
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so have told the dealership about it? they gonna be in on it or you breaking it to him (just changing from the wash to the highbeams?)
gus1 
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Oh, they will figure out what's going on pretty quickly. They're pretty sharp that way....
Gus
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